Four middle-aged men decide to take a motorcycle road trip from Cincinnati to the Pacific in order to get away from their lives which are leading them nowhere. These "Wild Hogs" tear up the road and eventually stop in New Mexico for a drink, not knowing that the bar belongs to the Del Fuegos, a mean biker gang. When the Del Fuegos steal a bike that belongs to the Wild Hogs, Woody, one the the Hogs decides to steal the bike back. Woody cuts the fuel...

Walt gives Jimmy a BB rifle for his birthday.

Despite his protests, Sean and Claudia force Jimmy to attend a Ramones concert; Eddie is mooching off the Finnertys' groceries.

When Eddie and Walt try to convince Sean to set his brother up with one of Claudia's friends, everyone is reminded of the time Eddie faked his death to get out of a relationship.

Sean is jamming with his Les Paul guitar until Eddie arrives and short-circuits the amp; Lily is upset about not being able to attend an expensive school ski trip.

Jimmy gets an 'F' on his science project after Sean's offer of help turns into a takeover; Lily suspects Eddie might have broken her classmate's leg.

Sean desperately tries to make things right after he interrupts Lily and her new boyfriend Brad while they're making out in Brad's car.

Lily suspects her old flame Brad and her friend Kristina are an item, while Sean and Eddie spy on Walt's love life.

Sean accidentally knocks out the power to the whole block - right before the Super Bowl.

Claudia convinces Sean and Eddie to revive their old high school band, and Lily quickly falls for the hunky 17-year-old drummer they add to the lineup.